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carolgreen186
August 17th, 2012, 11:51
Most of you probably know the snake joke: "Why did the Japanese man not want to happy the snake? Because it was too hebi!!!!" but I made up some more because I'm just that interesting.

"I was in hospital last week, but I'm much better naoru!"
"Hey baby, how do I look?" "Ni-au!"
"Why do you keep ALL your money in your wallet?" "To keep it saifu!"

...oh just kill me now. Let's hear yours.

Jiggit
August 17th, 2012, 13:21
Die in a fire.

wicket
August 17th, 2012, 23:05
if a horse and a pig had a race, who would win?
tonkatsu.

i didn't make it up. it's an old one, but it's better than yours.

jandek
August 18th, 2012, 15:56
how exactly does one happy a snake?

agrilledfish
August 20th, 2012, 14:49
I thought it was "why should you never have a threesome with snakes? Because they're two hebi."

There's always the classic:
"すみません、これにしょうが入っていますか?"
"入っていませんよ。"
"しょうがないな。"

Just realize that people will be laughing at you, not with you.

jandek
August 20th, 2012, 14:54
naruhobo.

MJN
August 21st, 2012, 15:29
Die in a fire.

this

I Am Quailman
August 22nd, 2012, 21:56
if a horse and a pig had a race, who would win?
tonkatsu.

i didn't make it up. it's an old one, but it's better than yours.

I'm ashamed that I laughed at this.

aayl1
August 23rd, 2012, 13:19
What's a Jedi's favourite day?

Obi Wan Kin-youbi