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therealwindycity
December 3rd, 2013, 08:56
Well, now that application season over, it's time to start the long wait until interview announcements. While you're waiting, feel free to come talk with us in the lounge - not only are we brilliantly entertaining and full of sparkling wit, but we can give you some insight into what life might be like if you get accepted to JET. Having a realistic knowledge of the job and the challenges it offers will give you the upper hand in interviews. Not to mention that we want to know whether you got an interview or not! (And we know you'd just be checking facebook at the back of your gigantic lecture class anyway)

Ini
December 3rd, 2013, 09:03
or dont. go out and enjoy the last few months in your home country, take lots of photos of your home town to show the students, study some japanese, learn how to cook without an oven, watch plenty of un-pixilated porn, eat some normal food, read a book on teaching, take lots of illicit substances, live a little god dammit! dont end up like the lost souls here.

Lianwen
December 3rd, 2013, 09:13
I'm incredibly entertaining. Let me tell you about that one time I cooked pasta on my Japanese range and accidentally set the thing on fire.

therealwindycity
December 3rd, 2013, 09:21
Or the time you set your bra on fire.

Jamie Solo
December 3rd, 2013, 09:27
I enjoy the replies to BJ's posts the most. They always make me laugh!

Lianwen
December 3rd, 2013, 10:09
Or the time you set your bra on fire.

Shhhh. That was in college (did you see the picture of the clearfile I found about drying your clothes in the microwave? totally legit).

This is why I don't have nice things. I'm always getting them caught on fire.

Shincantsen
December 3rd, 2013, 10:37
No don't, it's a trap!

uthinkimlost?
December 3rd, 2013, 10:48
No don't, it's a trap!

Please. Only gizmotech is a transvestite. The rest of us are post-op.

Jiggit
December 3rd, 2013, 11:34
watch plenty of un-pixilated porn.

Do you want some of mine? If you pay for the terabyte hard drive I can have a meticulously arranged collection of shaved lolis at your doorstep within the week.

MJN
December 3rd, 2013, 13:56
Why do you only have a terabyte of porn? Do you not have a penis?

Jiggit
December 3rd, 2013, 14:10
I'm very picky about what constitutes true loli.

Gizmotech
December 3rd, 2013, 15:12
We have Cake!

word
December 3rd, 2013, 15:21
I'm very picky about what constitutes true loli.

http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/136229160735.gif

Jiggit
December 3rd, 2013, 15:25
If you pay for VIP word will send you tasteful nudes.

word
December 3rd, 2013, 15:32
If you pay for VIP word will send you tasteful nudes.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131110060438/degrassi/images/e/e0/Robin-Thicke-I-Know-You-Want-It-Blurred-Lines.gif

Jurassyk
December 7th, 2013, 04:40
This entire thread is pretty persuasive, but the last six comments won me over.

BeckyJones
December 9th, 2013, 13:25
I enjoy the replies to BJ's posts the most. They always make me laugh!

lol wut?

TweedPawn
December 11th, 2013, 01:43
I doubt any of you guys remember me from when I was Caturday. >_>
Regardless, I plan on enjoying December by burying myself under a mountain of freelance work. Gotta earn those holiday dolla dolla bills!

word
December 11th, 2013, 10:52
How could I forget Caturday? It's my favorite day of the week!

Jedirust
December 11th, 2013, 21:37
It seems like I will have much reading to catch up in the lounge...

Gizmotech
December 11th, 2013, 21:51
Nah, just join in, make a random comment, get chewed out by Ini, and you're pretty much ready to rock and roll.

spman2099
December 14th, 2013, 18:58
To anyone who is lurking...

Don't join the lounge, it is a trap. I would say that the "people" here are horrible, but the truth is they aren't people at all, they are animals. With the exception of Jiggit (who is a delightful minx), most of these people are cynical and mean. Pretty much dead on the inside. Not to mention racist; they pretty much hate every race (especially your race, whatever race that may be).

Save yourself, it is too late for the rest of us.

Gizmotech
December 14th, 2013, 20:18
To anyone who is lurking...

Don't join the lounge, it is a trap. I would say that the "people" here are horrible, but the truth is they aren't people at all, they are animals. With the exception of Jiggit (who is a delightful minx), most of these people are cynical and mean. Pretty much dead on the inside. Not to mention racist; they pretty much hate every race (especially your race, whatever race that may be).

Save yourself, it is too late for the rest of us.

shhhh... we're also cannibals and need fresh meat.

Lianwen
December 14th, 2013, 21:33
Aww, that`s not fair.

Jedirust
December 15th, 2013, 13:17
Considering my people were once cannibals ... I cannot deny my voracious appetite.

therealwindycity
December 16th, 2013, 09:08
Weren't all of our ancestors, really?

How Neanderthals met a grisly fate: devoured by humans | Science | The Observer (http://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/may/17/neanderthals-cannibalism-anthropological-sciences-journal)

AVN
December 16th, 2013, 22:08
They also believe they interbred with "humans".

uthinkimlost?
December 16th, 2013, 22:34
They also believe they interbred with "humans".

Not believed. Some of us carry the DNA.