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coheeshosho
June 3rd, 2014, 10:15
This is the place to confess your sins. Work related sins, after work. Whatever. Remember, this site is probably being monitored, but it's next to impossible to pin anything to you unless you mention names or places directly.

Jiggit
June 3rd, 2014, 10:16
Go on then.

Ini
June 3rd, 2014, 10:19
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 10:22
I drank a beer once. Regretted it though - with every fluid ounce that entered me, an ounce of innocence fled.

On a more serious note, few current ALTs would actually go into any detail about their own transgressions, especially in the more public part of the forum. Whether it's monitored or not is beside the point - it's about self respect, which we here at ITIL hold as paramount.

Jiggit
June 3rd, 2014, 10:23
If any of us had self-respect we wouldn't be here.

mrcharisma
June 3rd, 2014, 10:25
If coheeshosho had any self-respect he'd stop making creepy voyeuristic threads with the aim of getting wank material.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 10:26
Don't spoil the illusion guys - we're being monitored.

therealwindycity
June 3rd, 2014, 10:30
My confession is that I'm actually really majime and follow all the rules more than I probably need to.

kenkennif
June 3rd, 2014, 10:34
I once spent a whole day playing 'World of Tanks' on my laptop through the school wifi... I literally did nothing else all day apart from coffee and lunch.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 10:37
Kenkennif, you poor fool! The death squads will arrive in a few minutes... make the most of the time you have left.

word
June 3rd, 2014, 10:39
I once put some plastic in my burnable trash. I totally got away with it, too.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 10:42
I once put some plastic in my burnable trash. I totally got away with it, too.

Well, at least Kenkennif will have some company.

Ini
June 3rd, 2014, 10:43
80% of my rubbish gets thrown away in the 7/11 bins

coop52
June 3rd, 2014, 10:56
I put everything in my burnables.

therealwindycity
June 3rd, 2014, 10:57
I wash and separate my plastic and meticulously separate compostable garbage from burnable. I also peel the labels off bottles and cans and throw them away separately. Am I weird?

coheeshosho
June 3rd, 2014, 11:04
I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 11:08
Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work.

Isn't that kind of... Embarrassing?

mrcharisma
June 3rd, 2014, 11:13
I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.

Gettin' juicy there Tiger. Think I need to lie down.

uthinkimlost?
June 3rd, 2014, 11:43
I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.

Everybody's favorite pred. The bar is set so low you can't fuck up!

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 11:53
Everybody's favorite pred. The bar is set so low you can't fuck up!

To the new guys - if you walk into your new school office in a few months, check your phone and everybody just starts applauding you when it takes you less than ten seconds, you know who your pred is. ;)

Gizmotech
June 3rd, 2014, 13:01
I have had many very loud conversations about porn, women, and inappropriate sex with the guys on the balcony of my apartment at 2 in the morning. I live in an apartment block of about 150 people AND there are small children in the buildings over.

therealwindycity
June 3rd, 2014, 13:11
inappropriate sex with the guys on the balcony of my apartment at 2 in the morning

Well I do declare!

BeckyJones
June 3rd, 2014, 13:21
I once was fired from my job because I talked about all the bad things that happen at work and it was translated by 2chan for the world to see (and by world I mean Japanese losers who can't speak English).

I am happier now, because that will never happen again.

uthinkimlost?
June 3rd, 2014, 13:41
What did you say?

Ini
June 3rd, 2014, 13:42
What did you say?

I'm guessing something along the lines of:

I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.

therealwindycity
June 3rd, 2014, 13:43
I want to hear more about this! It was on a forum? As an ALT?

Ini
June 3rd, 2014, 13:52
just search for ithinkimlost on google and you can find plenty of japanese blogs that translate what we say here.....

Jiggit
June 3rd, 2014, 13:55
I thought that was just a one time thing?

Antonath
June 3rd, 2014, 13:55
Didn't the denizens of 2chan translate most of the Lounge a while back? Though I don't think that's the incident Bunky's referring to, unless he used to have a different username.

Ini
June 3rd, 2014, 14:01
BJ could of been a BDer they got the same treatment.

世の中を生暖かく見守るブログ : JETプログラムは有益か損害か?JET programme teachers (http://blog.livedoor.jp/tonchamon/archives/50349593.html)

BeckyJones
June 3rd, 2014, 14:17
it was sarcastic. the whole "And it will never happen again" thing should of been a hint.
Either way, I do find it amusing that said shit happens. I knew BD was translated a few times and I'm sure reddit as well.

coheeshosho
June 3rd, 2014, 15:56
Yeah, now that I saw those translations, I realized this thread sucks. And I take back everything. I am a model alt, I only help people.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 16:08
I am a model alt, I only help people.

Gate. Horse. Bolted. :)

Lianwen
June 3rd, 2014, 16:18
Hahaha, so, I got drunk and stripped the through streets in a town over.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 16:20
Hahaha, so, I got drunk and stripped the through streets in a town over.

Was that designed specifically to be hard to translate? ;)

word
June 3rd, 2014, 16:21
Are you my pred? My pred did that, apparently, and the ALT hosting the party was not amused.

coheeshosho
June 3rd, 2014, 16:22
Omg, just got a call from my assistant principal. He said he knows about my cell phone. Game over. Not allowed to use it.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 16:24
I'm sure we all feel for your highly realistic loss situation.

coheeshosho
June 3rd, 2014, 16:27
No, he said I might have to go back to Australia or wherever I'm from.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 3rd, 2014, 16:29
I must admit, that one made me smile.

Lianwen
June 3rd, 2014, 17:42
Was that designed specifically to be hard to translate? ;)

No, that's what 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice reads as.

Jiggit
June 3rd, 2014, 17:44
2? You'd be a cheap lay.

uthinkimlost?
June 3rd, 2014, 20:12
2? You'd be a cheap lay.


No, that's what 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice reads as.

Put her in one of these and you two are in business.

3762

BeckyJones
June 4th, 2014, 11:58
2? You'd be a cheap lay.

dude, we all know she is a cheap lay, without standards. It's a moot point at this point in time.

mothy
June 12th, 2014, 22:47
I once peed on the floor in a mcdonald's. I once told a student to go fuck himself. The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because then the inferior race would win.

Wow. Confession really is good for th soul.

word
June 12th, 2014, 22:57
I once peed on the floor in a mcdonald's.Who hasn't?


I once told a student to go fuck himself.Funny story; one of my Americanized students was explaining the difference between "fuck you" and "go fuck yourself" to some of the kids today. It was pretty awesome.


The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because then the inferior race would win.Fat people?


Wow. Confession really is good for th soul.It's like chicken soup, if a bit saltier.

mothy
June 12th, 2014, 23:06
It's like chicken soup, if a bit saltier.
Why do you have to bring sperm into all our conversations?

kenkennif
June 13th, 2014, 13:33
Had a half day yesterday. I drank 6 sachets of corn soup because I had no other food in the house.

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 13th, 2014, 13:35
Had a half day yesterday. I drank 6 sachets of corn soup because I had no other food in the house.

Did you heat it first?

kenkennif
June 13th, 2014, 13:40
Mixed it with mugi-cha

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 13th, 2014, 14:07
That sounds absolutely horrible, Kenken. Why the hell would you do that?

kenkennif
June 13th, 2014, 16:24
It's alright, it was barley, so barley and corn are like... both wheat...

SomePeopleJustSaySnow
June 13th, 2014, 18:45
I like you.

But you should still feel ashamed.

therealwindycity
June 13th, 2014, 20:29
Kenkennif, how accurate is my image of you as a Black Country soccer hooligan bachelor's bachelor?

isitatomic
June 18th, 2014, 11:39
Confession really is good for th soul.

Almost as good as healthy deliveries. Those are good for the soul, and more.

tedcase
June 21st, 2014, 08:34
Ive never been to Japan.

mothy
June 21st, 2014, 15:05
Lucky you.

ihatefall
June 22nd, 2014, 03:10
Ha!

kurisu
June 25th, 2014, 14:52
Kenkennif, how accurate is my image of you as a Black Country soccer hooligan bachelor's bachelor?

Impeccably accurate.

Wafflehouse
June 27th, 2014, 15:48
Kind of lame but I once walked into the principals office, humming cold as ice, saw the principal talking with another guy and spun right around with a quick sumimasen as the door closed.

The principal made fun of me for it afterward, which made me love that school from then on.

therealwindycity
July 15th, 2014, 14:03
I haven't read any of the farewell letters/cards I've gotten from my students. WORST ALT EVAR

hydroflames
July 15th, 2014, 15:12
I've spent the majority of the last period farting out the 紊 spaghetti from today's school lunch.

webstaa
July 16th, 2014, 08:48
I haven't read any of the farewell letters/cards I've gotten from my students. WORST ALT EVAR

I got ride of the "Photo Album" that my ES students gave me. I don't need pictures with my ugly mug on them...

That and I still teach them at my main JHS.

jwkelley
July 25th, 2014, 01:41
I had a student throw water on me. Reported it to his homeroom teacher who was happy I told him. Apparently the kid is going up for Juvy sentencing in the summer and the court wants all his actions recorded.

ihatefall
July 25th, 2014, 17:13
I had a student throw water on me. Reported it to his homeroom teacher who was happy I told him. Apparently the kid is going up for Juvy sentencing in the summer and the court wants all his actions recorded.

They have.....disciplinary action in Japan?!?

Learn something new everyday

(Read: social commentary)

Antonath
July 25th, 2014, 22:32
Seeing as murder doesn't get you kicked out, I can only assume they chose the wrong target for their douche-baggery, rather than the wrong crime. I guess the kid stole from the mayor or something.