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NSboarderchic
June 9th, 2004, 07:31
Remember, 5-7-5. Oh, and no mocking of NSboarderchic's bad haiku ability :)

Mean man at hotel.
Wants to go rafting in Vail.
Sent him with bad tour.

Sun pours in the room.
Heat makes me sweat and lazy.
How I miss the snow.

Jay
June 9th, 2004, 08:44
Snow capped mountain peaks.
Glimmering under the sun.
The crisp mountain air.

NSboarderchic
June 9th, 2004, 13:34
I finally made it
Lots of hard work and time spent
Now am a merchant!

Mere
June 9th, 2004, 14:16
The box sits empty
Void of important message
I patiently wait

morikyd
June 9th, 2004, 14:37
Please predecessor
Send me more information
It is delicious

professor_chimpenstein
June 9th, 2004, 18:10
NSBoarderchick said


Remember, 5-7-5. Oh, and no mocking of NSboarderchic's bad haiku ability

NS Boarder Chick
Refers to herself in third person
could be crazy


:lol: :P

James

dobharrison
June 9th, 2004, 19:21
Monkey Professor,
An extra on Hollyoaks?
He is angry now!

Just a few more posts,
Merchant status approaching...
F**k! Computer crashed!

professor_chimpenstein
June 9th, 2004, 19:31
dob you got it wrong
the extra was my cousin
he is angry

oh and my Yoda poem isn't a haiku but its still good


(said in a poor Yoda impression)

Relationship I did have
with a cockroach it was
Last it did not
Respect my space he didn't!

James

dobharrison
June 9th, 2004, 19:37
Your Yoda poem is funny, but why is he with a cockroach???

professor_chimpenstein
June 9th, 2004, 20:35
Well theres hardly many females of err whatever yoda is on Dagobah.

Just swamps and err marshland and err trees and cockroaches!

Anyway what have you against cockroaches - theres plenty of em where we are going!

Thats Japan by the way, not Dagobah :roll:

James

dobharrison
June 9th, 2004, 21:58
Yoda in Japan.
Always goes there for the girls.
Newquagmire kills him.

There is a deeper meaning somewhere in the poem. It is capable of touching us all.

professor_chimpenstein
June 9th, 2004, 22:42
have we ruined another perfectly legitimate thread with our japery?

Sorry people!

Chimp writes crap
Dob retorts with comment
thread gets changed into comedy sketch and features on the next episode of the dob n chimp show

Hmmm not sure if that counts as a haiku but what a blatant plug!!!!!!!!

dobharrison
June 9th, 2004, 23:12
The Dob and Chimp show,
People wait with baited breath,
Many knickers thrown.

Fyrey
June 10th, 2004, 03:30
I've always been a fan of Stephen Fry's

To make a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffi

Alternative disturbing Haikus can be found in Palahniuk's awesome Fight Club.

NSboarderchic
June 10th, 2004, 08:02
NSBoarderchick said


Remember, 5-7-5. Oh, and no mocking of NSboarderchic's bad haiku ability

NS Boarder Chick
Refers to herself in third person
could be crazy


:lol: :P

James

Cat is out of bag
Oh dear everyone knows now
NS is crazy

professor_chimpenstein
June 10th, 2004, 17:35
Speaking of which - how come u aint got a pick of you up yet?

Do you look crazy too?

And are we talking just a little 'mad' or fully "wipe the rabid foam from your mouth" crazy?

Just so we know :wink:

James

dobharrison
June 10th, 2004, 17:59
Chimp and Boarder Chic,
Debating her craziness.
Maybe they're married...

professor_chimpenstein
June 10th, 2004, 18:12
back it up fool
or ill bust a cap or six
in your izzass

chimp cannot marry
hes devoted his life to science
plus hes a primate

dob takes the piss
Chimp beats his chest
the crowd throws their knickers

how many haiku's?
can i put in one post?
looks like its four

dobharrison
June 10th, 2004, 18:46
Dob and Chimp fighting,
Killing each other like fools,
Ladies are upset.

Obsessed with Haiku,
God, Dob, what are you doing!?!
I must get a life.

Bakukenshin
June 11th, 2004, 13:22
Ikiru hi wa
kokoro no naka ni
itsumo iru

(There is a living fire always in my heart/mind)

NSboarderchic
June 11th, 2004, 15:58
Chimp cannot marry
He is actually my pet
As I scratch his ear


Stalking reasons, Prof., that's why I don't have a pic up of me :D Actually, I do have one of me snowboarding, but it's from behind and honestly not a nice ass shot. I have a good diffrent one, but I need to scan it in :(

Should be in Haiku
I realize, but screw it
I'm just too lazy

Need to go to bed
But had migrane earlier
Will be up all night

downonrodeo
June 11th, 2004, 23:40
Based on some research I did for an assignment, I think that a haiku written in English is allowed to be more syllables. I'll check with Masaoka Shiki when I'm in Matsuyama. :)

NSboarderchic
June 12th, 2004, 02:48
Based on some research I did for an assignment, I think that a haiku written in English is allowed to be more syllables. I'll check with Masaoka Shiki when I'm in Matsuyama. :)

Say it in Haiku! :)

I mean....uh...

Say it in Haiku
She says while shaking finger
Blame society