Name: 5,000 Posts
5,000 Posts. You are well and truly addicted to ITIL. You have probably lost your significant other, and you've been the subject of several shitstorms.
Name: The Neckbeard Award of Neckbeardery
A very special award, given only to the most gentle of sirs known for their penchant for fedora-tipping.
Name: Interview Award
Congratulations! You snagged an interview! If you can somehow avoid punching the ambassador in the face, you just might make it through. Good luck!