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    Default kids are like vultures without feathers!

    Kids are like vultures! But less feathers!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
    I can`t be all genki anymore when I am surrounded by 10 kids in the staffroom, all of them crowding round me, rifling through my things and disappearing with stuff! I know they are just interested, but it`s starting to really bug me! And the kids keep touching me!
    At the end of the day I have grotty litle hand prints all over my mobile and my shirt! None of the other teachers seem to mind and I don`t want to appear as though the "evil ALT".
    What can do?
    Oh god, here they come.....

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    hide your keitai right up the back of your desk drawer...

    and invest in a tazer.. :P
    It's offical... I HATE EARTHQUAKES!

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    Just do a quick "Cultural Lesson" on personal space, and what it means to westerners.
    "Apparently, this is the price I pay for years of screwing with Super-Science."
    -Dr. Venture

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigredgoofball
    Just do a quick "Cultural Lesson" on personal space, and what it means to westerners.
    Sounds perfect to me...

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    dude I got a weapon for you. Just take a piss out of them. if they sit boy girl in class just ask them if the boy or girl sitting next to them is their girlfriend or boyfriend. just raise a pinky or the index finger and ask "doko des ka?" it works for me they get all bright red and retreat. I once caught two of my kids holding hands and now and forever i have fuel for the fire.

    being evil is sort fun sometimes.

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    Forgive me - what does it mean to raise a pinky or index finger and ask 'doko'? This seems delightfully obscene... is it?

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    well you raise your pinky its means Girlfriend

    you raise your index finger it means boyfriend

    doko means "where"

    so its like broken japanese saying "where is your girl(boy)friend?"

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