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    Quote Originally Posted by Crab View Post
    I should have realised Rosie was a furry.
    or you might try Crab, who doth argue too much.

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    ini, i know you hate on me, but i have to incline before that.
    Last edited by rosie; April 21st, 2010 at 15:10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phenom View Post
    I should remind you that bestiality is quite a crime in the States and is punishable by a prison sentence and a fine.
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    I ALWAYS eat the goat after I fuck it.
    so that's how you clean up the evidence.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie View Post
    hm, so i guess you're not the person to critique about the ears.



    silly dilly, that's what furry fans need internet cartoon porn for.

    i hadn't been planning to offer you a commission, though you might try DougTheHakujin.
    Muah!? Taking furry commissions? I love animals and consider it abuse to even draw them in such disturbing ways. Although I do like me a good goat sometimes. I'm pretty sure they like me too, so it doesn't count.

    Maybe the artist was anthropomorphizing this bunny...



    And rosie, so help me god if you put this cute little animal in your spank bank...may you burn in hell for eternity.
    Last edited by phenom; April 21st, 2010 at 15:23.
    Quote Originally Posted by mothy View Post
    C'mon you faggot who we're piling on! Quit being such a bitch ass cunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie View Post
    or you might try Crab, who doth argue too much.
    Right then, potential English teacher. Let's take apart this sentence and try and work out just what the fuck you're talking about, shall we?

    "or you might try, Crab" perhaps, if we add a comma.

    Just the addition of a single comma (looks like this: , ) changes the nuance of a sentence completely. What should I try?

    "You are a furry"
    "You might try"

    Are you suggesting I should try drawn images of rabbit penises? I realise that looking at something like that for you might mix both hunger and arousal, but I find my sustenance and pleasure elsewhere.

    "Or you might try Crab", this time without a comma.

    I, Crab, should try Crab? Is that what you mean?
    Crab autofellatio? Crabs, like you I'd wager, don't have necks. This would mean to be able to suck my own (admittedly collossal) penis, I would have to be able to control it like a 9th limb and guide it into my mouth. I couldn't use my claws as I'd probably end up lopping it off.

    I look forward to hearing your views on this matter.

    Best wishes,

    Crab
    Last edited by Crab; April 21st, 2010 at 15:27.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrotty View Post
    sean bean and viggo mortensen are like aint no thang yo we just shank this bitch and gandalf says YOU CANT CUT A BITCH MADE OF FIRE MOTHERFUCKER put that shit away and fuckin CHEESE IT bitches

    Quote Originally Posted by matt360 View Post
    Now I think of Magneto forming metal dildos to ram up his own ass. And then I picture Gandalf whispering to butterflies to go get him some dildos so he at least has something to do on that tower.

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    Jeez, Crab, and I thought rosie was in desperate need of a hysterical paroxysm.
    "In his heart of hearts, he knows that you're on your own at this level..of big nose monkey snooker"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crab View Post
    Right then, potential English teacher. Let's take apart this sentence and try and work out just what the fuck you're talking about, shall we?

    "or you might try, Crab" perhaps, if we add a comma.

    Just the addition of a single comma (looks like this: , ) changes the nuance of a sentence completely. What should I try?

    "You are a furry"
    "You might try"

    Are you suggesting I should try drawn images of rabbit penises? I realise that looking at something like that for you might mix both hunger and arousal, but I find my sustenance and pleasure elsewhere.

    "Or you might try Crab", this time without a comma.

    I, Crab, should try Crab? Is that what you mean?
    Crab autofellatio? Crabs, like you I'd wager, don't have necks. This would mean to be able to suck my own (admittedly collossal) penis, I would have to be able to control it like a 9th limb and guide it into my mouth. I couldn't use my claws as I'd probably end up lopping it off.

    I look forward to hearing your views on this matter.

    Best wishes,

    Crab

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    Quote Originally Posted by mothy View Post
    C'mon you faggot who we're piling on! Quit being such a bitch ass cunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ten_of_spades View Post
    Jeez, Crab, and I thought rosie was in desperate need of a hysterical paroxysm.
    I'm only in need of a job that doesn't have me sitting around doing nothing for hours without being able to leave!

    Also Phenom, you fucking rock dude!
    Last edited by Crab; April 21st, 2010 at 17:20.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrotty View Post
    sean bean and viggo mortensen are like aint no thang yo we just shank this bitch and gandalf says YOU CANT CUT A BITCH MADE OF FIRE MOTHERFUCKER put that shit away and fuckin CHEESE IT bitches

    Quote Originally Posted by matt360 View Post
    Now I think of Magneto forming metal dildos to ram up his own ass. And then I picture Gandalf whispering to butterflies to go get him some dildos so he at least has something to do on that tower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by word View Post
    LOL Dude, what makes sukoinishlong any different than any other noob?
    what's a sukoini shlong?

    a teenie weenie?

    haha this typo turned out just great.

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