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    PLEASE IGNORE THIS THREAD.

    Us bored applicants are having a trial run at something very boring, that's all. Will update more later.
    N.B. I have posted this in Applying because
    1) Only noobs are participating
    2) Some of the participants don't really venture into Anything Goes
    3) To try escape some of the inevitable trolling.

    The game seems to be going well so far, so it looks like a real/full one over a few weeks is definetely on the cards. This WILL be posted in anything goes and will be open to all to join, regulars and noobs alike.

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    ABOUT THE GAME

    Aim: To be the last player left on May 2nd.

    Summary: Players are flown/shipped/escorted to a secret location in Japan. They are given electronic collars containing an explosive device which self-activates on May 2nd and 1 weapon each. Players must kill each other off by challenging each other to duels. Things are made interesting by the inclusion of Non-Player Characters (NPCs) such as weeaboos and local residents, and ‘random events’. Please be creative as possible and remember: alliances are short-term.

    RULES

    Players:

    I will add a list of players here once people have signed up. Please sign up ASAP as well will start when we have enough players. To sign up merely post a description and picture of your character, noting any personality flaws and physical attributes.

    In addition, note the various weeaboos/locals scattered on the map. You can challenge them too (and some of them have some pretty sweet loot).

    Time period: The game lasts from 29th April to 2nd May (4 days).

    Location: The game is set on a secret island, somewhere in Japanese territory. Players are allocated a starting position on the island. Feel free to make use of the ship and cannons, fortified abandoned village, wild horses and so on. There is a hot tub in the log cabin at C4. The map is a general guide as to the location, but feel free to take artistic licence. Also, obviously try to make your story consistent with other posts so far.

    Travel between grids: You cantravel freely to other regions. You can’t move more than 2 grids per day.

    Weapons: There are a couple of things you need to bear in mind about weapons: they can be good or bad (anything from a colt python to a coat hanger) and they might not even be ‘weapons’ at all (ability to breath underwater or a pack of condoms).
    Players gain weapons in two ways: 1 starting weapon is assigned at the beginning of the game, and others can be looted from the corpses of fallen foes.

    BATTLES

    You can challenge another player to a duel, so long as they are within 2 squares of you and not already challenged/in the safe house. Once everyone has challenged someone, the thread is updated with the list of fights and combatants. Players then vote for who they want to win (not voting counts as abstaining). Votes are collected and each fight is written up.

    In between battles, do whatever the hell you want.

    Winners gain loot of defeated foe and carry on as normal. Losers are out of the game and can no longer post.
    I update the table accordingly at the end of each day to show who is still alive, what weapons they have and current location.

    Random events: I reserve the right to include certain random events throughout the game, i.e. to spice things up or reward someone for a particularly witty or creative post. Pretty much anything. I am God.


    Have fun!



    Last edited by Hikari; April 30th, 2010 at 23:29. Reason: Updated rules, location section.

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    COMPETITORS

    Timetable
    28th April: call for entrants
    29th April: list full, ready to play, issue challenges
    30th April: Players can issue challenges against other players. All players will vote based on who they want to win/think will win. 8 players reduced to around 4 players.
    1st - 3rd May: issue challenges, votes, 4 reduced to around 2
    4th May: Issue challenges, votes, 2 reduced to 1
    6th May+: Final battle, all former and current competitors can vote, winner announced

    NAME | Gender | Weapons | Location | Challenged?

    DISQUALIFIED:
    1. Hikari
    | M | none (stungun is near corpse, available for looting) | DECEASED

    DECEASED:

    2. Steveland Wonder (HareBlare)
    DECEASED

    6. Desudesudesu (FakeAcceptanceTroll)DECEASED

    7. Pacifist Japanese Official (NPC) DECEASED

    9. Albert (Al) Turnett
    (IanExclamationmark)
    DECEASED

    IN GAME:

    3. Veedee (Village Drunk) | F | Coat hanger, Bondage Rope, Belt Knife | C5 | No

    4. Special Kay (Sinderella) | F | Cellphone (can communicate with any other players with a Cellphone),
    Crossbow?, ability to breath underwater? | C4 | No

    5. Cat (Cataphract) | M | Colt Python with unlimited ammo, Sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads, Cellphone | C4 | No


    8. SPEC-R (NPC)
    | M | Flamethrower,
    Witchking boots (can't be killed by human men whilst wearing them)| C4 | No

    PLAYER LIST FULL.
    Good luck and have fun. -29/04/10

    Last edited by Hikari; May 4th, 2010 at 20:51. Reason: Updated playerlist to show 4 remaining players

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    The island:

    Last edited by Hikari; April 29th, 2010 at 09:01. Reason: Added images of the island.

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    ---INSTRUCTIONS TO PLAYERS----

    In order to sign up for this practice version of ITIL Royale, please post below stating the name of your character and a short description, including physical attributes, personality and any particular skills or weaknesses. Try and make it as fun as possible.

    Example:

    Name: Hikari
    Attributes: A stunningly beautiful 6 ft tall black man, with rippled muscles and babysoft skin
    Skills: Karate, eyes that could melt butter
    Weaknesses: 1 lame leg
    Personality: Somewhat hyperactive, unable to concentrate for long periods of time, enjoys talking to others but doesn't know when to shut up. Obsessed with sex. Swings both ways.
    Last edited by Hikari; April 29th, 2010 at 06:44.

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    what has this got to do with applying? take it to the general forum
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ini View Post
    what has this got to do with applying? take it to the general forum
    +3

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    It's a game for applicants? I didn't wanna spam the main forum till we did our practice..
    No rules right now anyway, it can get deleted as soon as moderation is back on Mon.

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    Name: Steveland Wonder
    Attributes: A lovely man with a balding problem, hence the plugs.
    Skills: An extremely amicable nature.
    Weaknesses: No sight. Blind. As a bat.
    Personality: Generally hated by anyone under the age of 40.

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    This will be fun. You might think about making the trial run just a little bit shorter - don't want people using up their ideas before the proper thing.

    Name: Veedee.
    Attributes: A bleach blonde rich girl with a beautiful fake nose
    Skills: Seducing when in mood. Can aim vomit perfectly.
    Weaknesses: Bulimia. Always cold.
    Personality: Completely bipolar, doesn't get on with girls, clings to boys. World of her own. Loves clothes, alcohol, drugs.

    It seems this is a safe place for cross gender fantasies.

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    Woop Woop

    Name: Special Kay
    Attributes: Bust Bigger than waist (naturally). Has a penis
    Skills: Can do the "dutty whine" with perfection
    Weaknesses: Aggrophobia
    Personality. Many

    I kinda want us to scrap the test run and get going NOW


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    2 more slots left. If they don't get filled I'll give them NPCs.

    This game is a practice one, it might all go balls up. But if it's okay then I can always end it early and start the proper one.

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    Djordje straightened his tie and entered the conference room. It was one of the smaller CLAIR offices, booked by his bureaucratic assistant a few months prior, but perfectly suitable for his purposes. Rows and rows of uncomfortable looking chairs filled the room but each row he passed was empty until he finally reached the front row, near the podium. Seven of his new prefectural JETs sat sprawled in their chairs, looking slightly groggy. He noted with approval that his assistant had already seen to it that they were fitted with the anti-escape devices.

    He stepped up to the podium and cleared his throat boringly. "Welcome to Japan, gaijin scum." he drawled, before rambling on incoherently about his new project. He noted that one of them was actually Japanese, or at least looked it. But not a single one of them showed any sign of understanding. He sighed and started in again in his most perfect Eigo.

    "Welcome, new JETs, my name is Djordje and I am one of the co-ordinators on the JET Programme. We at CLAIR are pleased to announce that you have been shortlisted for a very special project indeed. I am sorry that we had to gas you and kidnap you to bring you here, but you see it was very important that this project goes ahead without a hitch." They were starting to look confused. Good. By Ayumi Hamasaki, that one over there looked awfully hairy... gaijin were weird. He smiled wickled. "The Japanese government set up the JET Programme as a youth exchange programme back in the 70s. However, far too many of you crummy lot see fit to stay in Japan past your initial contractual period. You even try to BELONG here, marrying our good Japanese boys and girls and polluting us with disgusting halfus.

    "Well, no longer. Today you are going to be transported to a very secret location indeed, an island formerly used by our glorious Self-Defence Force for training. I think South Korea might have claimed it at one point, but those barbarians don't know anything. The reason is simple: you are all going to die. These collars, I have had fitted to you? They are going to self-destruct in 4 or 5 days' time. We thought it would be amusing to see you pathetic things whimper and die slowly.

    Of course, I am a generous man. I have decided that I would like to keep one of you gaijin monkeys as a pet to teach my Filipino houseslaves Eigo. So, one of you will live and the rest will die. You will need to battle to the death in order to find out who gets to be my lucky personal ALT.

    By the way, did you know Japan has four seasons? This Island you are going to has every season in a day sometimes!"

    Djordje said the appropriate fairwells, bowed, and nodded to his assistant to proceed with the Project. The gaijin monkeys were making funny noises now, but he ignored them. This was going to be fun! Now, to get some natto.

    [INSTRUCTIONS TO PLAYERS:

    You begin to wake up in your locations on the island. You have nothing but your self, your clothes, a survival pack containing food water flashlight and matches and the weapon assigned to you. You have no idea how you got there, except that you went to Tokyo Orientation for JET and all was fine until departure to your prefecture. You can't remove the collar. You feel slightly sluggish, probably from the drugs they injected you with during transport.

    YOU MAY CHOOSE TO WAKE UP ANYWHERE, AS LONG AS IT IS WITHIN YOUR ALLOCATED GRID.
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    I'm in!
    Name: DESUDESUDESU
    Attriubutes:acidic drool, easily entertained.
    Skills: Amazingly fast WPM typing speed despite punching DESU out over and over again with a stick, mastery of pressing buttons with a stick helmet, ability to focus on one single task for hours on end.
    Weaknesses: Obsessive-compulsive, often punching out desu over and over until passing out on keyboard; unable to focus on anything aside from punching out DESU with a stick on a helmet, and neglects basic living functions such as eating, drinking, and going to the bathroom; must rely on blonde assistant for basic health care.
    Personality: Loves DESU, sticks attached to helmets, and annoying the fuck out of other people.

    Image:
    Last edited by FakeAcceptanceTroll; April 29th, 2010 at 08:47.

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    --RANDOM EVENT--

    A cute and fluffy but abnormally large bunny can be spotted in B3. Djordje's team have set up cameras across the island and spotted it first, dubbing it 'The Suicide Bomber Bunny'. It is thought a rather creative junior member of CLAIR is responsible, but as many employees have bunny fetishes Djordje cannot be entirely sure...
    ...it appears to be friendly.


    Last edited by Hikari; April 29th, 2010 at 20:45.

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    FUCK I MISSED IT! I'll just wait 'till the real thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ini View Post
    what has this got to do with applying? take it to the general forum
    The winner gets in automatically next year and gets a Tokyo placement, duhhhhhhhh.

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    Saw VIII: The Djordje Files

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    Special Kay wakes up to a strange wet feeling in her lower body, she puts her hand to her head to make sure her hair is still in tact. She had dyed it honey blond and created cute finger spikes with bells on before she attended the TO.

    "Fuck" she thought, "I gots sand in ma hair!? And where are dem bellz?" Special Kay sits up, then looks down at her legs and and realises they are dry and ashy, but her miniskirt is drenched through. She looks up and notices the sea ahead of her and the tide going out.

    "Hmm I dont 'member going to da bar at da Keio Plaza, but dat musta been one nuts booze up. Reh"

    Special Kay shoves her hand into her bag and finds: 1 tub of industrial sized cocoa butter, the label reads "From the makers of Booty Butter; Cocoa Butter Industrial - fro all your moisturizing needs, ALL OF THEM"

    Special Kay removes her wet clothing and smothers the cocoa butter over her ashy areas. She is'nt to fond of the large open space she is in, but thinks she spots a Tipi in the distance. She will explore later. (Special Kay is "cotching about" in C1)


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    Hikari muttered darkly. He must have been trekking through the dense forest for hours and still he had seen no sign of man nor beast. He had sweated through his first shirt within the first hour. His right leg seared with pain; the old injury was rubbed raw and starting to open up again. He had been most bewildered when he had woken up in a bush in a strange woods, mukade slithering over him idly. At first, he had thought it had been a dream. But no, it was rotten lady luck again and his goddamned curse.

    Damn that Djordje. The JET Programme workers really were some of the most sadistic bastards alive. All that effort he'd gone to- the stressful application, the racist interview, the agonisingly long waiting period to find out if he'd been shortlisted. And what for? Nothing but more waiting, waiting to see if someone found him and killed him before he killed them.

    Hikari shivered.

    I don't want to kill again. But I have to. This game's about survival now. You know that only too well, kariman.

    It was such a shame about the lack of beautiful J-girls, though. The lack of sex alone might kill him, never mind those useless graduates.

    He stopped suddenly and jerked his head round.

    That noise..? Calm down, it's nothing.


    His mind was playing tricks on him again. Suddenly, it hit him.

    My medication!

    It had hard enough to smuggle it into Japan in the first place, he'd had to forge the certificate and prescription just like his recommendations. His shaking hands reached for his survival pack and rifled through it with dread. Nope. They'd taken that from him. Give it a few days and it would hit him again, maybe even sooner. That made it only more urgent that he found some of the others. They had to die. Quickly.

    He halted and gazed up, a look of determination crossing his face.

    Yes, that tree looks to be the tallest...
    I could get a good view from the top there. Scout the area, find a safe place to base myself and then consider which of the graduates to kill first.

    Clenching his stun gun tightly and looking around quickly to make sure no one sneaked up on him, he started to climb.

    (Hikari is staying in B2 for now)
    Last edited by Hikari; April 30th, 2010 at 01:36. Reason: added pretty picture

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    DESUDESUDESU wakes up, and a smile immediately spreads across her face as her eyes dart around in search of her keyboard to do another good day's work of typing out the letters D, E, S, and U over and over again on the keyboard she had been promised by her Japanese Embassy.

    They had said she would be taken to the land where DESU had begun, and she would be able to annoy the fuck out of a whole new group of people! Sadly, this smile quickly fades as she realizes there in no keyboard, let alone other people.

    Her neck itching, she reaches up and touches a collar. Trying to yank it off, she is given a small electric shock which makes her arms fly up in the air, hitting her helmet. Realizing her stick helmet is still intact, she blinks for a minute, and then realizes she is sitting in soft sand.

    In fact, there is a whole hell of a lot of soft sand, and not a DESU to be seen. Energy and smile suddenly returning, she gets down on all fours and starts tracing DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU........ (this could take a while)...

    Soon, all of D5 will be covered in DESU.
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