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    Following the latest trend, if you're coming to lovely Oki, check in here!

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    I've heard there are waffle fishies in Okinawa. Could you tell me more about these waffle fishies?
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    You seem to hate Okinawa most of the time, are you sure you're a good welcoming committee?
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    nice work, gang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Page View Post
    You seem to hate Okinawa most of the time, are you sure you're a good welcoming committee?
    ... and where do you reside again? Looool

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    SHUT UP Truth, I'm gonna butt truck you with a subway footlong.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ini
    If you are a empty husk of a man with no ambition come on jet, stay forever, drink yourself into a stupor every night, hurl abuse at people on itil like a roided up chimp at the feces olympics and die of thyroid cancer in your early 40s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Page View Post
    SHUT UP Truth, I'm gonna butt truck you with a subway footlong.
    finally

    Kegger, I'm hijacking your thread


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    hey, are you guys talking about okinawa? okinawa has purple sweet potatoes name of 紅芋

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    cheesesteaks are for vergooters RM, GOD.

    I hear tender rondo shatters 紅芋 with a single look.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ini
    If you are a empty husk of a man with no ambition come on jet, stay forever, drink yourself into a stupor every night, hurl abuse at people on itil like a roided up chimp at the feces olympics and die of thyroid cancer in your early 40s.

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    In general, female ALTs find it hard to get laid, because Japanese men are scared of their robustness and independence.

    BUT I heard that female JETs in Okinawa get laid more because of the army bases. Apparently American guys are much easier going.

    So, congrats if you are female and placed in Okinawa!!!

    I heard the beaches are okay too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hikari View Post
    In general, female ALTs find it hard to get laid, because Japanese men are DISGUSTED BY their OBESITY and SELFISHNESS.

    BUT I heard that female JETs in Okinawa get laid more because of the army bases. Apparently American guys are CHUBBY CHASERS.

    So, congrats if you are female and placed in Okinawa!!!

    I heard the beaches are okay too.
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    In general isn't it hard for ANYONE to get laid if they're obese and selfish..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Page View Post
    You seem to hate Okinawa most of the time, are you sure you're a good welcoming committee?
    I never said I hated it...

    Y'all are idiots by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hikari View Post
    In general, female ALTs find it hard to get laid, because Japanese men are scared of their robustness and independence.

    BUT I heard that female JETs in Okinawa get laid more because of the army bases. Apparently American guys are much easier going.

    So, congrats if you are female and placed in Okinawa!!!

    I heard the beaches are okay too.
    There's 1 army base. Most are marine bases. American guys like Japanese girls anyway :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nak View Post
    In general isn't it hard for ANYONE to get laid if they're obese and selfish..?
    Only for boys. Even the nastiest woman is only a drunken fool away from being boffed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hikari View Post
    In general, female ALTs find it hard to get laid, because Japanese men are scared of their robustness and independence.

    BUT I heard that female JETs in Okinawa get laid more because of the army bases. Apparently American guys are much easier going.

    So, congrats if you are female and placed in Okinawa!!!
    Never thought of that.

    For men though I'd assume the opposite- 'Look its a white guy, must be just another American soldier' followed by a mixture of *yawn* or 'run away!!'
    Last edited by Tyr; May 27th, 2011 at 03:50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyr View Post
    Never thought of that.

    For men though I'd assume the opposite- 'Look its a white guy, must be just another American soldier' followed my a mixture of *yawn* or 'run away!!'
    Not having a crewcut and/or a mass of tribal tats will go along way in preventing such mixups.

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    Who's ready to be ungodly hot!? And also coming to Okinawa!? (as a 2012 ALT, that is.)
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    I'm going to Nakijin Okinawa. Has anyone been there?

    It's a few KM from the village/town Gushiken, Okinawa, which is my last name. My grandmother is Okinawan.
    Last edited by enthuesd; May 29th, 2012 at 15:00.

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    Got placed in Okinawa as well! I have no idea where yet, but I know I'll be a prefectural ALT.

    I lost my **** when I got my placement. Put it down as my third choice, but then regretted it as it was really my top one. Also met former JETs from Okinawa before my interview who seemed really cool and told me I'd love it there.

    Can't wait to join you in the scorching heat!

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