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    Default Crappy puns with Japanese

    Most of you probably know the snake joke: "Why did the Japanese man not want to happy the snake? Because it was too hebi!!!!" but I made up some more because I'm just that interesting.

    "I was in hospital last week, but I'm much better naoru!"
    "Hey baby, how do I look?" "Ni-au!"
    "Why do you keep ALL your money in your wallet?" "To keep it saifu!"

    ...oh just kill me now. Let's hear yours.

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    Default Re: Crappy puns with Japanese

    if a horse and a pig had a race, who would win?
    tonkatsu.

    i didn't make it up. it's an old one, but it's better than yours.
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    Default Re: Crappy puns with Japanese

    how exactly does one happy a snake?

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    I thought it was "why should you never have a threesome with snakes? Because they're two hebi."

    There's always the classic:
    "すみません、これにしょうが入っていますか?"
    "入っていませんよ。"
    "しょうがないな。"

    Just realize that people will be laughing at you, not with you.

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    Default Re: Crappy puns with Japanese

    naruhobo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicket View Post
    if a horse and a pig had a race, who would win?
    tonkatsu.

    i didn't make it up. it's an old one, but it's better than yours.
    I'm ashamed that I laughed at this.
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