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    This is the place to confess your sins. Work related sins, after work. Whatever. Remember, this site is probably being monitored, but it's next to impossible to pin anything to you unless you mention names or places directly.

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    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    I drank a beer once. Regretted it though - with every fluid ounce that entered me, an ounce of innocence fled.

    On a more serious note, few current ALTs would actually go into any detail about their own transgressions, especially in the more public part of the forum. Whether it's monitored or not is beside the point - it's about self respect, which we here at ITIL hold as paramount.

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    If coheeshosho had any self-respect he'd stop making creepy voyeuristic threads with the aim of getting wank material.

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    Don't spoil the illusion guys - we're being monitored.

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    My confession is that I'm actually really majime and follow all the rules more than I probably need to.

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    I once spent a whole day playing 'World of Tanks' on my laptop through the school wifi... I literally did nothing else all day apart from coffee and lunch.

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    Kenkennif, you poor fool! The death squads will arrive in a few minutes... make the most of the time you have left.

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    I once put some plastic in my burnable trash. I totally got away with it, too.
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    It's festivals days like these on which I really try really hard to make up for not partying in college.
    yeah, because who needs free flowing drugs and alcohol fueling adventorous sex with taut, lithe young bodies when you could wander around a dying town in the freezing cold with a can of asahi super dry in your hand while some toothless old farmer shouts at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by word View Post
    I once put some plastic in my burnable trash. I totally got away with it, too.
    Well, at least Kenkennif will have some company.

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    80% of my rubbish gets thrown away in the 7/11 bins
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    I put everything in my burnables.

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    I wash and separate my plastic and meticulously separate compostable garbage from burnable. I also peel the labels off bottles and cans and throw them away separately. Am I weird?

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    I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.

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    Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work.
    Isn't that kind of... Embarrassing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coheeshosho View Post
    I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.
    Gettin' juicy there Tiger. Think I need to lie down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coheeshosho View Post
    I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.
    Everybody's favorite pred. The bar is set so low you can't fuck up!
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    But what if we reverse the polarity of the quantum string theory? According to uncertainty principle there are infinite worlds out there, so it stands to reason schrodinger's cat is alive in one of them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by uthinkimlost? View Post
    Everybody's favorite pred. The bar is set so low you can't fuck up!
    To the new guys - if you walk into your new school office in a few months, check your phone and everybody just starts applauding you when it takes you less than ten seconds, you know who your pred is.

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