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    I have had many very loud conversations about porn, women, and inappropriate sex with the guys on the balcony of my apartment at 2 in the morning. I live in an apartment block of about 150 people AND there are small children in the buildings over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmotech View Post
    inappropriate sex with the guys on the balcony of my apartment at 2 in the morning
    Well I do declare!

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    I once was fired from my job because I talked about all the bad things that happen at work and it was translated by 2chan for the world to see (and by world I mean Japanese losers who can't speak English).

    I am happier now, because that will never happen again.
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    His dying breath will not be how sorry he is to leave his wife or children, but it will be saved to insult Jiggit.
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    Hello song, what do you like sports? and fruit basket. The holy trinity of English education.

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    What did you say?
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    What did you say?
    I'm guessing something along the lines of:
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    I play games on my phone most of the day. When interrupted in the middle of something important, I lock myself in a stall and finish whatever I'm playing. Also, I typically get angry when my games are interrupted by actual work. This is despite the fact that I have very little actual work.
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    I want to hear more about this! It was on a forum? As an ALT?

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    just search for ithinkimlost on google and you can find plenty of japanese blogs that translate what we say here.....
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Didn't the denizens of 2chan translate most of the Lounge a while back? Though I don't think that's the incident Bunky's referring to, unless he used to have a different username.
    ...because Japan.

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    BJ could of been a BDer they got the same treatment.

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    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    it was sarcastic. the whole "And it will never happen again" thing should of been a hint.
    Either way, I do find it amusing that said shit happens. I knew BD was translated a few times and I'm sure reddit as well.
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    His dying breath will not be how sorry he is to leave his wife or children, but it will be saved to insult Jiggit.
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    Hello song, what do you like sports? and fruit basket. The holy trinity of English education.

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    Yeah, now that I saw those translations, I realized this thread sucks. And I take back everything. I am a model alt, I only help people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coheeshosho View Post
    I am a model alt, I only help people.
    Gate. Horse. Bolted.

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    Hahaha, so, I got drunk and stripped the through streets in a town over.
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    how many more threads in which BJ declares his love for lianwen do we need?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lianwen View Post
    Hahaha, so, I got drunk and stripped the through streets in a town over.
    Was that designed specifically to be hard to translate?

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    Are you my pred? My pred did that, apparently, and the ALT hosting the party was not amused.
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    When I read your post I suddenly feel like I am so far away from being crazy.
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    It's festivals days like these on which I really try really hard to make up for not partying in college.
    yeah, because who needs free flowing drugs and alcohol fueling adventorous sex with taut, lithe young bodies when you could wander around a dying town in the freezing cold with a can of asahi super dry in your hand while some toothless old farmer shouts at you.

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    Omg, just got a call from my assistant principal. He said he knows about my cell phone. Game over. Not allowed to use it.

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    I'm sure we all feel for your highly realistic loss situation.

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    No, he said I might have to go back to Australia or wherever I'm from.

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    I must admit, that one made me smile.

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