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    Was that designed specifically to be hard to translate?
    No, that's what 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice reads as.
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    I am a competent, semifunctioning adult of modest landwhale proportions.
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    how many more threads in which BJ declares his love for lianwen do we need?

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    2? You'd be a cheap lay.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lianwen View Post
    No, that's what 2 bottles of Smirnoff ice reads as.
    Put her in one of these and you two are in business.

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    But what if we reverse the polarity of the quantum string theory? According to uncertainty principle there are infinite worlds out there, so it stands to reason schrodinger's cat is alive in one of them.


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    U da real mvp.

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    2? You'd be a cheap lay.
    dude, we all know she is a cheap lay, without standards. It's a moot point at this point in time.
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    His dying breath will not be how sorry he is to leave his wife or children, but it will be saved to insult Jiggit.
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    Hello song, what do you like sports? and fruit basket. The holy trinity of English education.

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    I once peed on the floor in a mcdonald's. I once told a student to go fuck himself. The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because then the inferior race would win.

    Wow. Confession really is good for th soul.

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    I once peed on the floor in a mcdonald's.
    Who hasn't?

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    I once told a student to go fuck himself.
    Funny story; one of my Americanized students was explaining the difference between "fuck you" and "go fuck yourself" to some of the kids today. It was pretty awesome.

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    The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because then the inferior race would win.
    Fat people?

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    Wow. Confession really is good for th soul.
    It's like chicken soup, if a bit saltier.
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    When I read your post I suddenly feel like I am so far away from being crazy.
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    It's festivals days like these on which I really try really hard to make up for not partying in college.
    yeah, because who needs free flowing drugs and alcohol fueling adventorous sex with taut, lithe young bodies when you could wander around a dying town in the freezing cold with a can of asahi super dry in your hand while some toothless old farmer shouts at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by word View Post
    It's like chicken soup, if a bit saltier.
    Why do you have to bring sperm into all our conversations?

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    Had a half day yesterday. I drank 6 sachets of corn soup because I had no other food in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkennif View Post
    Had a half day yesterday. I drank 6 sachets of corn soup because I had no other food in the house.
    Did you heat it first?
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    Old Snow wouldn't have said that.
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    You are like the secret boss battle they only advertised back when the game was being developed.

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    Mixed it with mugi-cha

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    That sounds absolutely horrible, Kenken. Why the hell would you do that?
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    Old Snow wouldn't have said that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zolrak 22 View Post
    You are like the secret boss battle they only advertised back when the game was being developed.

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    It's alright, it was barley, so barley and corn are like... both wheat...

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    I like you.

    But you should still feel ashamed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiggit View Post
    Old Snow wouldn't have said that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zolrak 22 View Post
    You are like the secret boss battle they only advertised back when the game was being developed.

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    Kenkennif, how accurate is my image of you as a Black Country soccer hooligan bachelor's bachelor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mothy View Post
    Confession really is good for th soul.
    Almost as good as healthy deliveries. Those are good for the soul, and more.
    Soft like butter, hard not t'pour : A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast 'n bulbous. Got me?

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    Ive never been to Japan.
    The locals possess a peculiar aversion to the bayonet.

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    Lucky you.

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    Ha!
    Everything I have ever said was a lie, and that's the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by therealwindycity View Post
    Kenkennif, how accurate is my image of you as a Black Country soccer hooligan bachelor's bachelor?
    Impeccably accurate.

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    Kind of lame but I once walked into the principals office, humming cold as ice, saw the principal talking with another guy and spun right around with a quick sumimasen as the door closed.

    The principal made fun of me for it afterward, which made me love that school from then on.

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