I've been Japanated. My breath smells like nori; I have sweat inducing cravings for recently deceased sub-aquatic animals; I never actually go anywhere or do anything anymore I just talk about how nice it would be if I had the time; I find myself staring at foreign people and think they are cool just because they don't adhere to the social norms inflicted on me since childhood; I don't have sex with my wife anymore cos I'm too busy touching girls at my local snack bar; oh yeah and I've lost 2 feet in height whilst gaining 10 years to my life expectancy

If you come to Japan, you'll get fucked over like me. There is no turning back once that Gaijin card bears your name