Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 21 to 23 of 23

Thread: Interac -> Is JET on its way out?

  1. #21
    Senior Member Narnia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Japan
    Posts
    6,066

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega037
    Girl: Oh! That's great! I am 17. Do you have a girlfriend?
    Me: Not really.
    Girl: You should be my boyfriend!
    Me: You are just a kid.
    Girl: But you are only 23, it is close.
    Me: I kinda gotta go...my friend is wating...bye...


    Why can't they be 22 or something?
    My high school boys think that me being 23 is perfect for them 8O At least it gets them to work harder.
    Dr Peterson: 'I'm a schoolteacher'
    Porter at Empire Hotel: 'Thought so: they always look as if they've lost something' -From "Spellbound"

  2. #22
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Hiroshima City
    Posts
    6,914

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega037
    Girl: What are your hobbies?
    Me: Eto...I like to read books, use the internet, and watch anime.
    Girl: Wow! I love computer games and anime too. We should watch anime and play gmaes together.
    Me: Eh...I don't really play computer "games". And we probably don't like the same anime.
    Girl: Let's go to your place and you can show me what you like to play!
    Me: I kinda gotta go...my friend is wating...bye...

    Or the more obvious...

    Girl: Wow, you are from America!
    Me: Yeah, New York.
    Girl: Amazing! How old are you?
    Me: Err...57 years old.
    Girl: Really?
    Me: No. I am 23.
    Girl: Oh! That's great! I am 17. Do you have a girlfriend?
    Me: Not really.
    Girl: You should be my boyfriend!
    Me: You are just a kid.
    Girl: But you are only 23, it is close.
    Me: I kinda gotta go...my friend is wating...bye...
    How the hell do you get into these conversations!?! I've never had this happen to me.
    "If you've got [a penis], or access to one, take a good look at it this evening and ask yourself: how can this possibly be the work of a sane God?"

  3. #23
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Okinawa
    Posts
    874

    Default

    I've had a few guys tell me they want to be my boyfriend, but more odd was the girls trying to pawn off their boys to me. That was sort of strange.

    Girl: What you like hobbies?
    Me: I like shopping.
    Girl: You like shopping?
    Me: Yeah
    Girl: okay, you take him shopping (points to boy behind her)
    Me: why would I take him shopping?
    Girl: da-i-to. you go date.
    Me: I...don't think so.

    Girl: You marry?
    Me: nope.
    Girl: You have boyfriend?
    Me: nope.
    Girl: darling?
    Me: Nope
    Girl: Okay (taps guy next to her) you can have him. He your boyfriend.
    Me: err.... no, he's too young.

    I should mention that both times these girls were completely serious.
    * And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. *

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •