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    Default Welcome to the Japanese forum!

    I hope you will all make use of this forum. Feel free to post here if:

    -You have any sort of question related to Japanese. See some weirdass sign that you don't know what it means? Did you hear your JTE whisper "akirametai naa" under his breath and wonder what the hell that meant? Whatever you're wonder is, post it here

    -You've learned something that you think would be beneficial to the rest of the community.

    -Japanese word games. Shiritori is always fun to play in forums.

    -Translation help.

    -Anything and everything else that you think relates to the language.

    All of you future JETs should be packing in as much of the language as you can before you leave! Please take advantage of this thread.


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    How do you say "This forum is a waste of time and will be merged with japan/jet related in under 6 months" in Japanese?
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Japanese forum!

    Quote Originally Posted by samesong
    I hope you will all make use of this forum. Feel free to post here if:
    ありがとう, しかし私はここに書くあなたの許可を必要としない

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeCarter
    How do you say "This forum is a waste of time and will be merged with japan/jet related in under 6 months" in Japanese?
    Iniちゃんのおちんちんが小さくて拡大鏡でしか見えない。 :wink:

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    それはあなたを強姦するのに十分大きいです
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeCarter
    それはあなたを強姦するのに十分大きいです
    別にいいじゃん。何も感じないし、30秒もかからないし。

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    私があなたののどを切ったときあなたはそれを感じます
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeCarter
    私があなたののどを切ったときあなたはそれを感じます
    針のおちんちんを使って?

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    あそこが理想ほど大きくなくても(見えるほど大きくもなくても)そんな事をする必要がないよ。カウンセラーに相談できるし、整形手術も受けられるものね。 :wink:

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    なぜ私は気にしなければなりませんか

    ファックするにはあまりに酔っています
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    I was afraid of this...
    Mabushiii!!!

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    yeah, it kinda blurs the line between offensive and educational...

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Japanese forum!

    Quote Originally Posted by az
    Quote Originally Posted by samesong
    I hope you will all make use of this forum. Feel free to post here if:
    ありがとう, しかし私はここに書くあなたの許可を必要としない
    もちろん許可が必要じゃないけど、書いたことは日本語と関係じゃなければ、こっちで書いてはだめだよ。

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamis
    I was afraid of this...
    What specifically were you afraid of?

    This is great fun.

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    彼は楽しいものを削除した
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Well that's boring.

    ETA: You're a lot more fun in English, Ini.

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    誰かはこのばかなフォーラムを使わなければなりません
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dombay
    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamis
    I was afraid of this...
    What specifically were you afraid of?

    This is great fun.
    And c'mon! A forum without Ini's trollery?

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    Well on the whole I'm finding the whole thing a bit tame - people are typing in Japanese and I get what they're saying but it seems like people are just typing really awkward stuff up to the limit of their japanese ability. I know that's good practice for people but in terms of ini's trollery it's boring. He's good at what he does in English, but in Japanese it just (to my shitty j-go anyway) comes across awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dombay
    in terms of ini's trollery it's boring. He's good at what he does in English, but in Japanese it just (to my shitty j-go anyway) comes across awkward.
    I just think it's cute.

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