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    Dont play coy with me, I think we all know they are real (except logans run of course, what an absurd title)
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Logan's Cum? Just a thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dobharrison
    Logan's Cum? Just a thought...
    Whos Logan and why were you thinking of his cum?
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    I'm not sure. Last night was a bit of a haze.
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    Lucky Logan
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    That's another good title for a porn film.
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    Your talents are wasted as a "teacher" - the world of porn film script writing is where your future lies
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IniKamoze
    Dont play coy with me, I think we all know they are real (except logans run of course, what an absurd title)
    Well since we're all not porn fiends like yourself, I can't say that all would be actual titles but they sure seemed like they would. :P Just take any regular movie title and make it um, ecchi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socalDave
    Well since we're all not porn fiends like yourself
    I just enjoy the acting, and compared to japanese dramas they are oscar winning material
    Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IniKamoze
    Your talents are wasted as a "teacher" - the world of porn film script writing is where your future lies
    Hang on.... there's money to be made doing that? Why aren't I notified about these things?!?

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    Don't go thinking it's an easy ride. It takes time to get the top jobs in this industry. I've worked hard to get where I am today.

    Very hard.
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    > edward dildohands

    A mate showed me that one years and years ago. But it's called either edward scissordicks or edward penishands.
    Don't forget the bare bitch project. :P

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    Incidentally does anyone know the essential 'Friday the 13th Pt II'? Honest to goodness, hontou ni hontou ni real title. Also the first and best porno I've ever seen, disregarding a 40-minute 'short' about a woman snaking herself [technical term] while watching 1950s television when *poip!* [technical sound effect] a banana-panted 'alien' in full chest and upperlip hair materializes to engage in and learn all about what he's been watching from a hot fogged alien telescope for who knows how long. Which is rather a long sentence.

    Friday the 13th Pt II: a debased but magnificently performed sex rompedy starring the sister of Satan - or rather, Satan is her brother. She's perfectly well-adjusted and so is the rest of her family, who tragically drowned in a lake or something. Sister goes to Hell to meet brother and is manipulated into 'collecting souls' for the horny bugger [technical pun] by way of raunchy seduction. Turns out she's quite good at it. Eventually Satan and sibling get It on [not technical]. Credits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IniKamoze
    and logans run (the sexist film ever made)
    Run, runner!!!

    Are you referring to the amazing Jenny Agutter? Star of Logan's Run and An American Werewolf in London; two of my favorite films.

    If you truly like Logan's Run, the film, then you owe it to yourself to track down the novel, which is really different and very good.

    Back to thread silliness - favorite modified porn title: Poke-a-hot-ass


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    So.... if y'all are done with porn? Back to bad teaching practices.

    1. Do not tell students the work is boring! My supervising teacher last year did this all the time: "I was going to write more of these exercises but I got too bored. It's not all that interesting, you know."
    2. I like to mark work with the student's names removed. It's funny the difference it makes not knowing whose work is being marked.
    3. Thorough organisation and good structure will eliminate the majority of your behaviour management issues before they arise. I learned this the hard way.
    4. Anything becomes fun when its a competition. I had a French class (reasonably) enthralled by conjugating irregular verbs by making it into a race-type game.

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